i am kind of sad ok
this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck
If you suck dick for spaghetti, are you a pastatute?
[job interviewer voice] we found naked pictures of you during a quick google search for your name and we wish to inform you…… that your bod is slammin’ 10/10 you’re hired see you monday
"what would you like to drink"
"we don’t have sprite, is sierra mist okay?"