im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
(via rainb0w-jelly)
help im broke i spent all my money on coffee
jk i have 5 more dollars just enough for another coffee
help im broke i spent all my money on coffee
(via sausausausage)
if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009
(Source: encourage, via rainb0w-jelly)
i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point
(via halep)
Bahahahaha the kilometer one
Yes we know he was right and we were wrong but HE SHOULD HAVE RESPECT FOR AUTHORITY EVEN IF IT’S DEMONSTRABLY WRONG
(Source: glitterbites, via halep)

i don’t know what’s funnier the pun or the fact that there’s no crayola products
(Source: tomdaleyshipthrust, via wookieeteaparty)





